Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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