Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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