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(631): View more from New York

Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless

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(331): View more from Illinois

She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"

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(313): View more from Michigan

Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

(705): View more from Ontario

Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep

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