Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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