I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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