i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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