4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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