Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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