I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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