Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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