pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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