its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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