do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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