this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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