i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i came on her dog
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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