once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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