The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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