whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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