You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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