i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
