Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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