well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
