i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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