they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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