so that wasnt chicken after all
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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