Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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