Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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