Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I pour the whiskey from now on
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
