I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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