no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
my liver is dry heaving
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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