There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He better not be in your backpack
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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