love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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