Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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