So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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