That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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