he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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