i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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