Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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