Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
