i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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