she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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