p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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