I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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