we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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