stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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