So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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