You just made me feel so damn special
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
