You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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