You made me cry and you don't even care
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Randomize
