STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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