I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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